silly questions

Me: Ouch!
You: What's wrong, Mom?
Me: I got an owie on my finger.
You: Where?

*grin*


Another funny one...tonight you were desperately trying to delay your bedtime and you kept thinking of all kinds of excuses to get daddy to come to your room.

You: Daddy!! Come here.
Dad: What is it, Madeline?
You: I have something on my lip.

*grin* ...a few desperate minutes later...

You: Daddy!! Come here.
Dad: What is it, Madeline?
You: There's something on my finger.

...another few minutes go by...

You: Daddy, do you want to watch me go poo-poo?
Dad: No thank you, Maddie. Call me when you go and I'll change it for you.

*grin*